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Category: General Discussion
What Are Your Favorite Halloween Jokes?
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posted 11:41am, Sep 12, 2007
I know that in some regions of the US when kids are trick-or-treating, they are expected to tell a Halloween joke before they get candy. Kids practice their routines WEEKS in advance of the holiday. What a cute idea! Do you or your kids have some favorite jokes that make people giggle?
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posted 6:41pm, Sep 14, 2007
This isn't a kid friendly joke but it's a funny Halloween joke.
Why are pregnant witches so rare? Because there are too many Halloweenies.
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posted 1:38pm, Sep 26, 2007
Monster#1: Can You lend an ear?
Monster #2: Yes, but I’ll need it back.
Q:How do Monsters like movie stars?
A:Medium Rare.
Q:What do you serve a skeleton for dinner?
A:Spare ribs.
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posted 3:59pm, Sep 26, 2007
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap! What type of dog do vampire's like the best? What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist? He was repossessed What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul Why did't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts It's a pain in the neck.
Bloodhounds
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posted 8:22pm, Sep 26, 2007
Q. What's a ghost's favorite color?
A. Light Boo
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posted 12:44pm, Oct 3, 2007
This isn't a joke but Halloween funny. When my son was young I asked him what he wanted to be for Halloween. He replied, Jesus. It is pretty hard explaining the word sacrilegious and why you can't dress up like Jesus for Halloween when he knows you can be the devil, witch etc.
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posted 2:57am, Oct 28, 2007
Q: why did the angry witch have trouble getting home ?
A: she was always flying off the handle
Q: why is dracula such a good proofreader?
A: he is always looking for Type O's (typos)
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posted 3:58am, Nov 20, 2007
hi all,
following are the some Holloween jokes which heard sometime ago.But this jokes not so funny but composed of funny logic. but i only know about it is that kids collecting chocolate and gifts from neighbourers.
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
since i love kids very much also i am woking with kids ,hence i got above response from children.
Dilip
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posted 6:07am, Nov 20, 2007
Maybe not Halloween, Thanksgiving? Great cute jokes everyone!
What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?
Where is pop corn?
Q: What did the Kleenex say to the nose?
A: Put a little boogie in it!